kris humphries
Tuesday, November 1st, 2011
kris humphries
Kim Kardashian’s accompany are abuse at Kris Humphries, claiming he’s abounding of BS back he says he capital to accept a simple activity with her in Minnesota, because already the alliance fell apart, he anon began “chasing fame.”
They’re adage in the aftermost anniversary or so, back they started talking about the achievability of divorce, Kris went into abounding Hollywood gear, talking about “branding” the Kris Humphries name with cologne, bistro appearances and what not.
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We’re told Kim was abnormally put off that Kris assassin a Hollywood arranger over the weekend to assignment on his image.
As we ahead reported, one of the capital affidavit for the annulment was that Kris capital Kim to move to Minnesota, but already it became bright she wasn’t abrogation Hollywood and the alliance was over, Kris was all about the actual things he despised.
Kelly Ripa was Reege-less this morning for Live! with Regis and Kelly’s annual Halloween extravaganza. (Philbin is counting down to his Nov. 18 departure.) Nick Lachey did the co-hosting honors and they opened the show dressed as Kim Kardashian and a giant-sized Kris Humphries as newlyweds.
Among Kelly’s many costumes: Kate Middleton, Sammie from Jersey Shore, Lacey Schwimmer from Dancing With the Stars, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and a Toddlers and Tiaras-type pageant princess.
“Regis” did show up at the end. Heidi Klum put on a suit to play him. When Ripa asked if she would wear the costume tonight to her New York Halloween party, she said no (she’s going as a monkey). “It’s very hard” being Regis, she said. “All these wrinkles. I can only deal with it for so long.”
Well, lookee here: While the (soon-to-be-ex) hubby was out of town this weekend, Kim Kardashian met up with former boyfriend Reggie Bush on Saturday, MediaTakeOut reports. The pair shared an intimate lunch (is there any other kind, really?) in a private booth at a pricey sushi restaurant, and a source close to Bush says Kim was “very excited” about the date. Kris Humphries was in Minnesota with his family at the time—and speaking of Minnesota, TMZ cites that as the reason for the couple’s impending divorce. Apparently Humphries wants to settle there; Kardashian does not; and the couple conveniently failed to discuss the matter before raking in $17.9 million on their wedding day.
The New York Post’s sources, however, say Kim simply didn’t have time for her marriage, what with all the famous person stuff she has to do, and that the couple never had any time alone. Twitter, of course, is blowing up with reactions to the break-up. The best are related to the hashtag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage—like, you know, her sex tape, her other marriage, the battery life on your iPhone, and “the time it takes for you to figure out why they got married in the first place.” Daily Show writer Lizz Winstead has some particularly inspired submissions (“Bush reading My Pet Goat,” “Sarah Jessica Parker’s face”). Check those out while you wait with bated breath on an official statement from Kim, which her apparent BFF Ryan Seacrest promises is forthcoming.